Awful Film Poster Of The Week #19

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #19

The Spy Next Door


I saw this and I vomited, Jackie Chan your career has gone down hill, although this has been years in the making :( I miss the Hong Kong films.

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #18

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #18

Did You Hear About The Morgans?

I am not picking on SJP, but this is one of the worst and ugliest posters I have seen for some time. I just need one word to describe it - YUK!

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #17

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #17

Management

I have no idea what this film is, or what it is about. But these three posters for it actually induced vomiting. Such a lazy and awful photoshop hack job, who in their right mind is actually enticed to see this film based on these posters? Usually I showcase just one, but this one has three equally as awful ones. Jennifer Aniston doesn't even look like herself and Steve Zahn who I just adore just looks like some weird man-child, its actually kinda creepy. Was the photographer even awake when he took these? Lazy and stupid posters, vomit!

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #16

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #16

Baby Geniuses

Does this even need an explanation? AWFUL! I want to be sick looking at it and that poor kid, urgh!

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #15

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #15

Sex and the City 2

This came out last week and I nearly vomited when I saw this complete mess! What is actually supposed to make me want to see this film come next year? Not this turd of a poster! It is terrible, Sarah Jessica Parker looks like wax, is she that far gone that they had to photoshop her to hell and back? The expression on her face is like ... AHHH. Urgh this is such a complete mess, terrible poster! I'd boycott the film because of how terrible this poster is. Now I am a SATC fan, I loved the series, I didn't mind the first film but urgh a simple poster can really be a turn off and this certainly is!

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #15

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #15

One Missed Call

This comes as a suggestion from my friend Ching. Now I haven't seen this remake, nor do I want to, why? Just look at the terrible poster! How in the world is that supposed to make anyone want to watch it? The title is One Missed Call, well the person isn't missing a call and their eyes are mouths, what the heck is that supposed to represent? It looks so stupid and silly, and it makes the film look bad (apparently it really is too), and well for me this is vomit inducing!

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #14

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #14

Batman: Forever

I have always hated this poster, now I don't mind the film, yes it has a lot of faults but I can still enjoy it for what it is. Sure they took the film in the wrong direction completely, but it does have its moments. But anyway, this poster really does just represent everything that IS wrong with the film and blows it up. It is actually vomit inducing for me personally, and Tommy Lee Jones just looks way too cooooky and Chris O'Donnell ... well eck.

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #13

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #13

Takers

This honestly has to be one of the worst put together film posters I have ever seen! This film has not even come out yet, they clearly had no budget left for the advertisements because this thing looks like it was photoshopped by a 3 year old. I mean look at Hayden, that isn't him in the picture, his head has been badly pasted on! Even worse look at Paul Walker!! Arg stuff like this makes me angry at how terrible it is! I mean who wants to go see this film based on this terrible poster?? The poster is supposed to get you excited, give you a preview of whats to come, but honestly with this?? One big turd by the looks of it eh!?!?!

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #12

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #12

3 Ninjas High Noon At Mega Mountain

Does this really need an explanation? Well not really, you can see how terrible this poster is, Hulk Hogan ripping through the amusement park floating above the title with three little shits who are apparently Ninjas ... it screams awful! The film itself is probably worse then this turd of a poster, how does rubbish like this get made? Urgh, everything about it is really such an insult. This film is so bad it is bad and this poster makes me want to puke.

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #11

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #11

Ransom

Now I like this film, I've seen it a few times. It's a decent thriller from Ron Howard, decent performances from everyone. But this poster is just awful, a big close up of Mel Gibson, looks more like a damn horror film haha! With all the kick ass things they could have done with this poster, but no they go for Mel Gibson face. Boo!

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #10

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #10

Next

Firstly sorry this is half a week late! Been catching up on the posters as I am days behind, but have no fear the awful poster is here! Ah yes Next, another Nic Cage film where he really delivers the awful acting, this film had potential actually. The premise sounded alright, seemed like it could be a fun film, but the poster turned up looking just terrible ... honestly it looks like something a 5 year old made on photoshop. This poster really turned me off, but I still thought eh the film looks alright, the trailer seemed okayish and I decided to bite the bullet and see it. Urgh, this film is pretty much a mess, it gets worse as it goes on and it has one of the worst endings ever. Nic Cage is paired with Jessica Biel, talk about such a wrong match and no chemistry what so ever! I love Jessica Biel, she is great in my opinion but she really isn't here, she's only good to look at. Honestly what happened to Nic Cage? He used to be a good actor (See Leaving Las Vegas), and then in the past 10 years he has made some real shit stinkers.

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #9

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #9

Street Fighter: The Movie

Well my last awful poster was a Street Fighter film, so I thought I would keep up with the theme and showcase the poster for the original Street Fighter film. Unlike the newer film though, this poster isn't as awful, and the film itself isn't that bad. It does have entertainment value, because of how utterly terrible it is. Honestly, I can't see how this poster would convince anyone to want to watch this ... yes it has Van Damme and I will watch him in anything, but the poster reeks of awfulness. I will however take this film over the new one anyday. I am going to kick that sonofabitch Bisons ass so hard, that the next Bison wannabe is gonna feel it!

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #8

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #8

Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li

Sorry this is a few days late! This is a perfect example of a shit poster for an even shittier film! WTF is this rubbish? Floating heads inside two dudes apparently fighting .... ummmm rightttttt ... is this supposed to entice me to see this piece of shit film? This poster actually makes me want to vomit. The film is more excruciating then being in a torture chamber, it really is THAT BAD! This poster and this film should burn in hell!

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #7

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #7

Ghost

Now don't get me wrong, I actually like this film. I don't like romance films all that much, but this I thought had a special quality to it. I liked that Demi and Patrick actually had really nice chemistry, and Demi actually really sold it. Whoopi was fantastic as well, I really loved her in this film. But this poster is horrid, for starters, only one ends up as a ghost but the poster kind of portrays that they are both ghosts. Their embrace looks rather silly, and I actually don't buy it at all. The tag line is pretty lame as well, there was so much potential for a great poster, but this one sucks. And this film deserved better!

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #6

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #6

The Marine

You know what? I didn't mind this film, it was big, dumb, fun. John Cena was fine, Robert Patrick was over the top, and every 5 mins there was another explosion. But hot damn, what sort of a horrible poster is this? It looks like a blind 10 year old put it together on photoshop, just awful, awful, awful! Surely they could have gotten someone with a bit of talent to come up with something better?

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #5

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #5

The Adventures Of Rocky and Bullwinkle

I think the sheer shittness of this one just speaks for itself. AWFUL! Poster and film are rotten pieces of crap, and they should burn in hell! Yuk yuk yuk!!!

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #4

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #4

Battlefield Earth

Hmmm so many things that are shit about this poster, John Travolta's floating alien head, his silly green eyes! Arg it is atrocious! That tag line should be "Prepare for scientology shit" because that is exactly what this film is! Awful film, awful poster, avoid at all costs! XENU!!!

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #3

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #3

Children of the Corn

Not only is this a terrible film, it has a terrible poster. Is this supposed to be scary? Are those black figures with the white eyes supposed holding pitch forks supposed to make me scared? Much like the film, this is a laughable product. I love the tag line "And a child shall lead then..." ummm okay... epic fail! They should have just used a picture of Isaac, now that dude is freaky!

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #2

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #2

Shaft (2000)

Where do I begin with the utter awfulness of this poster? It honestly looks like a half arsed photoshop job, Samuel L. Jackson looks like a wax figure. The tag line 'Still the Man' just looks so out of place, maybe the films title should have been there instead? And then under the film title there is 'Any Questions?' written right below it. Any questions eh? Yeah what were you guys thinking with this poster??? It sure as hell didn't motivate me to see this film, in fact the poster really turned me off seeing it, but free tickets fell into my lap and I found out Christian Bale was in it (I was madly in love with him at the time). The film is alright, and it really did deserve a better poster, this one, is a big FAIL!

Oh btw the only reason I consider the film alright, is Bale!

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #1

I have Awesome Film Poster Of The Day, which showcases a film poster which I personally think is awesome. Now for every awesome film poster there is an awful one, and every Sunday Night (that would be aussie time) I am going to showcase an awful poster

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #1

No Holds Barred

Now not only is this poster just awful, the film is awful too. When I watched it, I hated it, and I don't think it I could even enjoy it on the level of awfully good. I wanted to throw the VHS straight to hell and watch it burn. Hulk Hogan really proved he did not belong on film, and if you want to see someone really rip into him just search Iron Sheik on YouTube, you will find many videos of him telling everyone how much he dislikes Hogan.