Sunday, August 9, 2009

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #2

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #2

Shaft (2000)



Where do I begin with the utter awfulness of this poster? It honestly looks like a half arsed photoshop job, Samuel L. Jackson looks like a wax figure. The tag line 'Still the Man' just looks so out of place, maybe the films title should have been there instead? And then under the film title there is 'Any Questions?' written right below it. Any questions eh? Yeah what were you guys thinking with this poster??? It sure as hell didn't motivate me to see this film, in fact the poster really turned me off seeing it, but free tickets fell into my lap and I found out Christian Bale was in it (I was madly in love with him at the time). The film is alright, and it really did deserve a better poster, this one, is a big FAIL!

Oh btw the only reason I consider the film alright, is Bale!

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fuck that movie...Jackson looks kinda like Fu Man Chu in that poster.

Marceyness said...

Well thats why its featured as an awful poster :p

Anonymous said...

Well I'm just giving another reason for you.

Marceyness said...

BAD POSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Ok ok, bad poster!

Anonymous said...

He kinda looks like Shang Tsung from one of the Mortal Kombat games too.

Marceyness said...

Shang Tsung wins, babality http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pccSiqvKt20

Anonymous said...

Babalities are crap. Unless they went with the original ideas, don't put that shit in.

Marceyness said...

Those things were the worst!!!!!!! Hated them! Why Mortal Kombat why?

Anonymous said...

Friendships were just as bad...

Marceyness said...

Urgh don't remind me! Why couldn't they just have Fatalities ???

Anonymous said...

...and super fatalities.

Marceyness said...

Best fatality ever ... Scorpions on MK1 because it was easy to do

Anonymous said...

Sub Zero's ripping out the spinal cord fatality is the best.

You cannot argue this. Because I'm going to bed and your words will fall on deaf eyes.

FLAWLESS VICTORY!

*runs away*

Marceyness said...

you lose!

Anonymous said...

I won. WTF?

Marceyness said...

YOU LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shanananah said...

You are a liar!

Marceyness said...

You tricked me!